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Fort Report: Sasquatch, Occult Murders, and The Return of the Chupacabra

In the first ever edition of The Fort Report, we bring you the freshest articles from the reaches of the fringe. Scoured by our diligent news hounds, these hand-picked links are the weirdest stories...

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Fort Report: Penis Snatchers, Terrible Ghost Hunters, and New Galaxies

You guys liked the first edition of The Fort Report, so it’s here to stay! At least until I get sick of writing it.. What’s on tap from the wide world of the weird for March 20th, 2013? New galaxies,...

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Fort Report: Pyro-Snakes, Skeptic Ammo, and Urban Explorers Scare ‘The Man’

It’s that time again, weirdos! What’s on tap for the best fringe links of the day? Finding Bigfoot ruins it for everyone, a snake starts a house fire, zombie survival classes get axed, a chicken...

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Fort Report: Tea-Disease, Cancer Tarantulas, and Other Scary Rumors

Welcome to the weird weekend, oddnauts! In today’s edition of the Fort Report, we’ve got loads of the day’s best “scary rumors” like mass animal deaths, carcinogenic spiders, toilet flushing ghosts,...

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Fort Report: Witchcraft, Heretics, Confused Animals, and UFOs

Well forteans, the weekend is over, and to help you cope, I’ve compiled a list of the weirdest links this side of the internet. Today we’ve got stories about the dead coming back to life, free-thinking...

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Fort Report: Transforming Jesus, Honey Woo-Woo, and Voices of the Dead

Hello again, oddnauts! I’m back with some fresh links to the weirdest stories on the net, including one that made me use a word I hate just for the sake of a good pun. What have we got today? News that...

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Fort Report: Murderous Voodoo, Glowing Bugs, and the Truth About Faeries

Welcome back, Forteans! In today’s edition of The Fort Report, I’ve got a barrel of links that are sure to remind you that the world isn’t half as dull as the last week would have you believe. What...

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Fort Report: Evil Spirits, Exorcisms, and Unknown Objects in Space

Welcome to the weekend, oddnauts! Go grab a chocolate egg (or a chocolate stout), sit back, and indulge on some of the leftovers from today’s search for the weirdest of the web. What’s in today’s...

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Fort Report: Evil Eyes, Stratospheric Skyfish, and Occult Feminism

Happy April Fools Day, oddnauts! It’s a dangerous day for news of the paranormal, but never fear, because I’ve got all of yesterday’s weirdest links ready for your consumption if you’ve been burned...

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Fort Report: Lizard People, Tin Foil Hats, and Broomstick Parking

It’s Friday, Forteans! To help you slog through the last day of the work week, we’ve got a jam-packed edition of the Fort Report today. What’s inside? Links about lizard people, WalMart’s new occult...

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Fort Report: Alien Abduction, Pets on Steroids, and a Haunted House Boom

Hello, Forteans! Welcome back to another edition of the Fort Report, chock full of yesterday’s strangest fringe news stories. Today we’ve got tales of alien abduction, giant ferrets on steroids, ritual...

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Fort Report: Bad Skeptics, Odd Exorcisms, and Annoying Ghost Hunters

Greetings, fellow Forteans! First off, many apologies for the weekend disappearance. A case of the flu rocked the WF HQ and turned my face into a snot fountain. I took a few days off rather than risk...

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Fort Report: UFO Crashes, Bigfoot Harassment, and Paranormal Unity

It’s the weekend, oddnauts! What’s in the latest edition of the Fort Report? I’ve gathered some of the best recent links to tales of Bigfoot terror, Mothman live on stage, elementary school UFO...

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Fort Report: Kid Ghosts, Flying Sharks, and Dream Incubators

Greetings, weirdos! Welcome back to another edition of the Fort Report, even if it is a week late (I’ll get to that). To make up for it, I’ve jam packed this edition with weird stories of dream...

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Fort Report: Winged Monsters, Haunted Moms, and Time Travelers

Hello again, weirdos! I’m back with another collection of leftover links to some of the weirdest stories on the net. Today’s edition of the Fort Report has unsolved cases of winged monsters, spooky...

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Fort Report: Alien Abductions, Bigfoot Casts and Bad News, and Tingling Bricks

Hello again, Oddnauts! Welcome to another edition of the Fort Report, loaded with links to alien visitation, bad news for Bigfoot hunters, tingling bricks, witchcraft for weight loss, thieving sprits,...

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Fort Report: Rectangles in Space, Rising Occult Crime, Sea-Monsters, and...

Greetings, Oddnauts! As you might have noticed, we disappeared for about a week and came back looking quite a bit different. How do you like the new digs? Now that we’ve finally gotten our long overdue...

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Fort Report: Unexplained UFOs, Cyclists Hunt Sasquatch, Legendary Lake...

In this edition of The Fort Report: unsolved UFO mysteries, heinous witchcraft murders, motorcyclists on the hunt for Sasquatch, Central New York Lake Monsters, the history of phone tapping fortean...

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Fort Report: Ghost Lessons, UK Closes X-Files, Vampire Moms, and Dastardly...

In this edition of the Fort Report: Ghost hunter teachers college classes, the UK deems the X-Files a waste of money, vampire moms, stories from demonic haunting survivors, Bigfoot teaches emotional...

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Fort Report: Psychic Kids, Abduction Misconceptions, Evil Spirit Scams, and...

Aloha, weirdos! How was your holiday weekend? Still have all your fingers? I’m here to help you adjust back into the work week with another roundup of the weirdest links from everywhere else on the...

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